Basically if they give this thing boobs I am out of a job.
That's right, some genius has invented a baking robot that uses lasers to mix and cut cookies. It's a project from a team at MIT, who surely should be building some sort of ozone layer fixing bot, or an android that can go to weddings for you.
If you're not freaked out enough, there's video evidence below. At least they gave him a jaunty hat.