"Perfect" chocolate chip cookies

I'm not saying these cookies (courtesy of another brilliant meta-recipe by the Guardian's Felicity Cloake) are perfect, but considering they managed to fix a day largely taken up with chores, headaches and an attempt to saw off my own finger with a kitchen knife, they're probably worth making.

Crunchy on the outside, soft in the middle, and about 50 per cent chocolate chips. Pretty damn perfect.